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The mics absolutely do not love me, I would blow them out constantly with rasp and yelling. Maia’s mic too. Also, Everybody dies, don’t get hope that people live, everybody dies. The women, the children, the loveable cartoon characters like myself. -Sandy Serrano

Yeah the mics loved me… because I made sure that people weren’t always talking into them. Also, the audience should know that when I’m getting censored, I’m not actually swearing, I’m just saying Beep. -Maia Longhenry 

I think the mics loved me. Also, watch while sitting down, there’s a couple plot twists. -Summer Lucas

The mics… Eww I don’t know- But I loved the mics. Aww man Noah already made that joke, well in that case the mics love me and all the weird sound effects I made while playing with the soundboard. Also, know about nothing going in blind, don’t even listen to the trailer… unless you already have. It's such a better experience. -Isaiah Armour

Yeah, and I loved the mics. Also, the audience should know that Sandy Serrano is a force, and this is only the beginning. -Poppy Lang

The mics told me they love me, we had a very passionate love affair, it was good, it was good. Okay we’re redoing that. Also, the audience doesn’t need to know anything- shut up, I know Isaiah already said that. -Josh Mercer

I don’t know if the mics loved me, I definitely screamed into them a lot, and kept peaking so they probably didn’t like me. I saw a lot of cancel worthy things on tape, so probably not. Also, I think they should know there was a lot more work put into this one than Bards, and the themes are much more mature. -Mateo Uy

The mics adored me…they were my biggest fans. Also, know that everyone dies, except for Mary. She’s living in another dimension sipping margaritas on her own private island. -Sophie Belle

You know, I think that the mics did love me. We had our good ASMR moments, definitely some good tapping, some blowing, some whispering, we had a good time together. Also, the audience should know that this show is a wide variety of emotions. -Gavin Carrey

No, not at all, fuck the mics- Sorry. Also, it’s a lot of fun, and um… and- and- but- yeah, but watch it. You know what I mean, but you don’t, but watch it. (smirk). -Mark Picard

Umm, yes, but I didn’t love the mics. Also, probably get tissues because you’d probably cry. -Emma Olson

Most of the time, the mics loved me, but that is most of the time. Also don’t get too attached to any of the characters. -Sage Starkovich

I am a prolific hater with big dreams of clownerey. I'll pursue this dream with a smile on my face, the wind at my back, and a song in my heart.

And no, those mics hated me. Picked up every God forsaken movement I had the stupidity to make. -Liam Ward

Yeah, for sure the mics liked me. Also, Love me. -Danny Levinson-Daly

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I don’t know if the mics loved me, it depends on how much you like editing. Also, we filmed this in a very cold studio and I am wearing gloves. -Alex Guiga.

The mics like me decently, I don’t think I like the mics. Also, it’s not at all like the last production, it’s a lot more. -Julianna Longhenry

the mics adore me doll, they record the best of me, why wouldn't they? also, honestly, the audience should know that nothing is forever, everything must change. -grim

Hopefully the mics love me, I try. Also, more diversity points I guess, there’s like a whole asian person if you take the two halves and put them together… I think. -Maegan Fellner.

I hope the mics liked me, we’ll find out. Also, Uhh, I probably got scared of the lines multiple- I jumped multiple- while looking- I- If you- If you- If- If- If- Be prepared for scary stuff because I was scared a lot. -Rock Edwards

Uh… I think the mics love me. Also, Um… when you hear a loud crunch, that was my character. -Benjamin Profozich

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The mics like me as much as I like the mics. Also, don’t worry about the diversity, there were multiple black people in this. -Noah Jones

No the mics don’t love me, it's all business. Also, it’s good. -Alexander Guder.

Sure the mics love me. Also, I’m Isaiah’s little sister and we’re like, both in the show. -Aurora Armour

Uhh… I loved the mic, I was the Mike, and I was recording on a mic. Also, the audience should know to follow Lucas Filippone on Spotify, and to follow your dreams and go to college if you want to, but not if you don’t want to, and… be vulnerable, stay safe out there. -Dane Utley.

I think the mics appreciate my input. Also, it’s a very good show. Dark, but cool, but still very dark. - Rebecca Mora-Aguayo