SEVENTH STREET MURDERS

More than they loved Keglin. The audience should know Lorenna, y’all will be so gay for her. (Thanks Mari.) -Maritza Ramirez

I think the mics loved me. My voice is a little scratchy. The audience should know that Maia got braces. -Luca Alexander

Yes. I have full support from all mics involved. The audience should know there have been some rumors about Isaac Finchley’s moral character. These are completely false. One more thing… I am running for president… on the platform of legalizing nuclear bombs. (Leaves the room) -Liam Ward

I did have the scream at the end, but they didn’t hate me as much as they did for Cut Cable. The audience should know I’m Raine’s younger sister and um… that’s interesting. I still have the mayor’s stash. -Sage Starkovich

The silver one in the middle does. Why? We love nuclear bombs. The audience should know W Barnes. -Mark Picard

Yes. Because I love them too. I have a tendency to touch the mics and they feel very intimate with me. The audience should know Mackenzie is somehow an old grumpy Irishman. -Zachery Tupajic

Enough. The audience should know earlier today I told a little boy, you have balls, go play with them yourself. -Maegan Fellner

Of course. The audience should know murder. Murder. Lots of murder. -Edith Stevenson

You know, last show I think in Cut Cable they loved me, a bit infamously. I think for this show we had a little bit of a falling out. You know time mends all wounds, but you know. We’re getting there. We’re working through it together. We will once be back to our formal force I think. The audience should know that R is the most menacing vowel. -Josh Mercer

Fuck yeah. The audience should know the names of the characters SFKWIUBD KAFUIWBKD AWKFUUWNAKJBFK W. It’s like pretty cool. -Alexander Guder

No. I think if they had an option, they would file a restraining order against me. I was a little bit uncomfortably close at times. They would definitely point at some teddy bears and say where did the man touch you? The microphones, they’re fine. They can’t talk, the police won’t get any of it. The audience should know not to expect the classic mystery of wondering who the killer is. You know pretty early on, instead, get excited to get in his head. -Isaiah Armour

I think they did… I hope so. I did a lot of screaming, I hope it registers in here. I have a very loud voice. My acting teacher has always said make sure that the last person in the room can hear you- why am I still in an English accent, I have no idea. What the audience should know is that Josephine still has my stash. I want it back. -Rollence Patugan

You know, I think so. I think they did. I had a big range of quiet and loud, but not as much as others. The audience should know it’s really fun to find out that the guy you have a fat crush on is a murderer. That is why I wanted this part, because this was such a cool role to play. -Poppy Lang

The mics like me as much as I like the mics. - Noah Jones

They better. The audience should know that… um…. They should… um….. you’ll find out. -Danny Levinson-Daly

Um, well. I don’t think they did because I had to scream into the mics a lot. My voice was very gruff, like Sandy last show. The audience should know that every actor is very loved and there is a lot of twists and turns, so be prepared. -Mateo Uy

You know, I think that the mics did love me. We had our good ASMR moments, definitely some good tapping, some blowing, some whispering, we had a good time together. The audience should know that this show is a wide variety of emotions. -Gavin Carey

The microphones, I try not to massage it, be too weird with it. It’s a good mic. The audience should know Karmic justice, I love watching the British get what’s coming to them. -Owen West

I hope so, I think so, maybe, yeah. There may be a twist near the end, so watch the full thing through to find out what it is. -Sadie Hoodenpyle

The mics, they love me. The mics loved me. The audience should know, uh. That it’s very good. Very interesting story. You should watch it- listen to it. (Nods aggressively) -Sam Shahin

Yeah, because they’re so used to me by now. The audience should know that… I got braces. And also, Doctor? I hardly know her. -Maia Longhenry

…Probably not. The audience should know blood. Bluud. -Emma Rose Olson

This mic? Yes. Yes it does. Oui. The audience should know umm.. hm… I don’t even know. That it’s going to be a good show, and the sound effects are fun to make. -Benjamin Profozich

The mics loved me because I had exactly one line in the whole show and didn’t need to Gus on tape again. The audience should know that after this show, things are going to change quite a bit with Sandglass. Stay Tuned. -Sandy Serrano